that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
