his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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