I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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