somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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