Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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