Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
How naked do you want me to be?
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