Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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