i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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