If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
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