btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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