i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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