who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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