mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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