so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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