I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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