I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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