He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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