She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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