Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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