It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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