How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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