The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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