you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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