spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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