her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
