New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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