why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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