I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Randomize
