i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Quick, to the slutcave!
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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