i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
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