if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
high people should be assigned attendants
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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