it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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