I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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