GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Randomize
