is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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