Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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