You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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