So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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