Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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