There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
why do cheetos always look like penises
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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