your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
they're like a gay fantastic four
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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