dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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