i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Randomize
