ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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