I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
