we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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