glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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