I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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