Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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