I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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