awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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