why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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