is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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