Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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