Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
We are two peas in an std pod
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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